Puppy

Kids grow up fast.

On an entirely different note, from what I've heard, your baby boy's penis will be your chief adversary. It urinates all the time, and during diaper changes it aims at your face.

Then at some point it compels its owner to play with it constantly.

It's like your baby boy is born along with a baby puppy, and you have to take care of the boy, but you better not forget about the puppy. With its various creams and attention-seeking behaviors, the puppy is at least as much trouble as the boy.

They have created a guard that you pop on it during diaper changes: the Pee-Pee Teepee.


Supposedly the Pee-Pee Teepee solves the fountain problem, but I have doubts. If it's not super-absorbent, then the urine will just drip into awkward places. And what if the kid's powerful stream shoots it into the ceiling fan?

To me it looks like a reactive measure. Your boy is on the changing table and suddenly a squirt of urine hits your chin, so you put the little dunce cap on it and say "Bad puppy!"