We took Lyla to Edinburgh Park today, which is an indoor kid paradise. And since it was like -74 degrees outside, it was packed with families and probably a pervert or two.
Lyla especially enjoyed the chair on wheels. Julie would sprint as fast as she could toward a gaggle of children before letting go and seeing how many she could knock over, like bowling. Now she's in jail.
Lies. But I'm sitting here typing this while Julie talks to her preggers sister about getting shots in the back and other gory details. My brain is happier in the bizarro-world where Julie gets thrown in jail for kid bowling.
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