Professor Lyla

Lyla just earned her Ph.D. in the burgeoning field of facial feature identification. You can now hire her as a consultant and in just one session (or many, many more if you wish) she'll tell you where to find ears, eyes, nose, mouth, hair, and the entire head.

Plus, it's free because she doesn't know what money is.

Here she is showing Julie where to find hair.


Now let's say Julie isn't quite getting it, is perhaps having difficulty applying the concept of hair location to her own head. One simple request ("Where is Mama's hair?") and Lyla will reach out to Julie's head and show her where her hair is.

And yes, to set your mind at ease, Lyla is gentle with eyes, although it's best to close them so her finger connects with lid rather than eyeball.

Next up for Lyla is a post-doc in non-facial feature identification. You see her there on the verge of a tummy identification, for instance.


Anybody want to be her T.A.?