9 out of 10 "experts" say it's a boy

Well, we're pretty sure the fetus has boy parts. The ultrasound isn't until next week, but several experts have weighed in. The experts have no medical training whatsoever, which makes their ability to telepathically read the genitalia of our fetus all the more impressive.

Julie's motion sickness is the real clue, you see. She can't even watch commercials without feeling nauseated. "Oh well you know it's a boy then for sure," one expert said to Julie. I'm sorry, do the little testicles mess up your inner ear or something? Ma'am, it looks like you have a case of uterine testicular vertigo.

Julie also craves lots of pasta and pizza, another clue that it's a man-baby. "I so craved those things when I was pregnant with my son," another expert told her. Julie did not crave pizza and pasta with Lyla. She only wanted girl foods, like bagels and McDonald's snack wraps. Case closed.

I think we're safe to just skip the ultrasound and go shopping for some footballs for young Perviam.

In other news, Grandma Jackie sent Lyla some new pajamas. Also, we're teaching her how to blow her nose.