"Go to sleep."
"No fweep!"
"Go to sleep."
"No fweep!"
"Go to sleep."
"NOOOOOO fwEEEEEEp!"
So at Target I purchased two black shower curtains along with rods and rings. And rope. And duct tape. I'm going to craft a blind in the hotel room so Lyla can't see me. It will end up a colossal failure, but right now it feels like a fantastic idea, like something MacGyver would do.
If nothing else works, my 2:00 AM backup option is to bash myself in the head with a sock filled with nickels. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
I'll take a photo of the hopeless situation tonight and post it here tomorrow.
***Update***
Okay, here it is. Get ready to bask in my ingenuity.

I texted it to Julie and she was not impressed.
Oh, but what's that!? YEEEAH. That's what I thought, doubters! BOO YAH.
AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteI especially like the BOO YAH!!!
Ha ha ha ha. That thing is awesome.
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