This is the week Lyla will begin to separate herself from the infant room and its community of drooling pants-poopers.
I hope she shakes things up in that toddler room, pulls them out of their ruts, like Ren in Footloose, or like Kahuna in Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
I think she'll be a terror at nap time. Her naps will occur on a cot, a cot with no bars. I don't believe they offer the children heavy sedatives, and I'm pretty sure they don't duct tape kids to cots, so I'm trying to imagine how it all works. "Hey new kid, stay on your cot or you won't get any pudding!" I bet that's it.
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